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Cartoons by Scotsman, inspired by the series and the people who love it.
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Scotsman's Babbling Farce  Get the latest version of Netscape....
http://www.treebeard.net/scotsman/babindx.htm

For fans who think Sheridan is not Delenn's ideal partner.
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Delenn Deserves Better!  She deserves better than someone who is being apotheosized. She deserves better than I'm better now Sheridan. She deserves better than Starkiller She simply can do much better! DDB mentioned in Yahoo! Internet Life? The Truth! Babylon 5 is the...
http://www.dymphna.net/DDB/

Meet the Na'ka'leen Feeder, one of the galaxy's most misunderstood creatures.
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The Na'ka'leen Feeder's Awful Index Page  Centauri woman to call his own. To ease his pain, on CIS, he lurks Til he finds me, with my odd little quirks. We cross swords, his evil, mine good. And duel in this, our cyber-hood. A friendly exchange? an...
http://members.aol.com/NakFeeder/

Alternative quotes from Babylon 5, "the dawn of the third age of pants."
http://www.angelcities.com/members/fireborn/pants/b5/

"I'll put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the ancient Vorlon god Booji!"
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 God who just happens to look like Marcus Cole with a bucket on his head (this is how Booji chooses to look to everyone, don't laugh This is his official site, made by his followers. The Bucket of Booji- Come...
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/wads/

Get advice from the master of obscurity himself.
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Ask Kosh  Inquiring minds want to know Enter Your Question Below: JavaScript and .wav file compatibility are necessary for communication. You have questions, and Kosh has the answers, but are you wise enough to understand him? Remember that Kosh is quite reclusive...
http://www.toppa.com/kosh/

Includes everything you need to know.
http://www.netspace.org/~jude/psicorps.html

Visitor submitted humor, including "Bumper Stickers," "Lines You Didn't Hear," and a thousand "Reasons Why Babylon 5 is better than Voyager."
http://www.infoshop.org/sf/bab5.html

A B5 purity test.
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The HYBWTMB5 Test  Have you been watching too much Babylon 5? Check all boxes for which your answer is yes The submit button is at the bottom. Have you ever watched Babylon 5 Have you watched more than 10 episodes of Babylon 5?...
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Orion/3746/test.html

Some fans like Sheridan more than others.
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The z crew: Captain Orange Boy The Rangers of the Light  This page is dedicated to pointing out the oddities that make up Captain Sheridan. Feel free to make suggestions of your own to Lord Steven. This sight is not an attack on the actor who plays Sheridan, Bruce Boxleitner. In...
http://www.zcrew.org/orange.shtml

Includes the infamous "You Know You've Been Watching Babylon 5 Too Much When..." list.
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SECTOR 83x9x12  Nothing whatsoever happens in here (officially So, unofficially, what is to be found in this area of deep space? Three great Babylon 5 related humor pages: You Know You've Been Watching Babylon 5 Too Much When You Know You've Been...
http://www.farah.cl/Sector83/index_eng.html

A sarcastic glossary of B5 terms.
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The Completely Useless Guide to Babylon 5  Guide for borrowing their graphic) Introduction: This is an unashamed rip-off of Lyons Howarth's guides to Star Trek and Doctor Who, and is obviously not as funny as either of them. It is also deeply indebted to Andy Lane's two...
http://www.scurra.com/babylon5/

A dissenting opinion brought to you by the Shadows' Bureau of Good Relations.
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The Shadows Information Office  You have been brought to the SHADOWS INFORMATION OFFICE;Listen Carefully We may be asking questions This office has been provided by the Shadows Bureau of Good Relations in an attempt to counter the increasing level of malicious anti-Shadows propoganda that...
http://www.planet-zhadum.com/b5_sio.html

Scenes you'll never see, filks, and other B5 humor.
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The Babylon 5 Babylon Humor Site  We look stunning in purple Last updated: July 27th, 2003. Greetings! You have found the Babylon 5 Babylon, your place for all Babylon 5 humor and general weirdness, all the time. I, Jeysie, shall be your host. Enjoy your stay....
http://b5.alienharmony.com/

A couple of original parodies.
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Humor Index  Back to All Alone In The Night Babylon 5 And Other Humor Ivanova's Planet The Ballad of Star Trek: Voyager Back to All Alone In The Night Mail me, Kevin Gaskill: cn4080@coastalnet.com...
http://www2.coastalnet.com/~cn4080/humor.html

An ecumenical organization, accepting humans and other sentient beings who desire to mediate upon the mysteries of Babylon 5.
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The Order of the Sisters of Zathras  Zathras find inspiration in the Wisdom of Zathras and Babylon 5. athras warn, this site may contain spoilers though the episode most recently broadcast in the United States. Recent Updates 03-22-1998) Sister Zathra Chani has been duly added to the...
http://www.loyd.net/osz/

A cartoon parody of Babylon 5.
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Science Fiction Fantasy Cartoon Parody by John Cook  Every kind of monster news archive sevylon 5: babylon 5 cartoon satire prevsignedprintemailtofriendnext Babylon 5 is one of my favourite sci-fi series. It delivered everything that was lacking from Star Trek (DS9 excluded story arcs, actions with consequences and toilets!...
http://cartoons.sev.com.au/Sev-Space/Sevylon-5/

Babylon 5 + South Park = Babylon Park.
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parody cartoon animation animated television sci fi tv babylon 5 bab5 crusade star trek voyager Babylon Park  Mankind on the science fiction television show Babylon 5. While it did much for promoting epic sci fi storytelling on tv, the show was also ripe for some animated roasting. Babylon Park was the first animated parody of the television...
http://www.babylonpark.com/

Includes parodies of songs, episodes, episode titles, and photo captions.
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cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies (Index)  In spite of absurdly lengthy delays, cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies (and Mobile Channel) have not been abandoned (honestly, they haven't The next parody Mediations Under Duress is STILL currently being written, and should be available soon (or shortly thereafter Thanks...
http://babylon5.seriouscybernetics.net/

Learn all about spoo, the choice delicacy of the galaxy.
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Temple of Spoo  Temple is dedicated to that lovable animal/food source known as SPOO, widespread throughout the Babylon 5 universe. This Temple also honors the memory of the patron saint of spoo and inventor of spoodka, Benazet Obaldi, who died a martyr on...
http://www2.hawaii.edu/~sable/thegroup/spoo.html