The layout is the familiar Scientology personal-page-in-a-box, but the content is something you will never see on a Scientologist's web site.

Presented by Fade to Black.

Collection of humor about Scientology.

Weekly (or not) cartoon criticism of Scientology.

Sean Ellis has some advice for Scientologists.

Suggested by readers of TopFive.com, inspired by the Church of Scientology's release of an album with lyrics by L. Ron Hubbard.

Xenu, the galactic overlord himself, goes trick or treating.

What a difference one letter makes. Free personality test to every season ticket holder at what will now be called Elron Field.

Wicked parody of the infamous Make Money Fast chain letter.

A quiz which tests the ability to distinguish between quotes from Scientologist scripture and a tabloid.

Groom them, feed them, keep them as pets.